Breydon Water

 

I suppose there comes a time when one has to admit to his or herself that there are certain things in life one simply cannot do, for me it seems to be crossing Breydon Water on the Norfolk Broads without major problems.

Don’t get me wrong I do (more often than not) make it from one side to the other…but never without mishap.

 

You will probably have read my tale entitled “Unfortunate Holiday” and my "unfortunate" experiences on both crossings!

 

The irony is that Breydon Water is simply a stretch of tidal water stretching approximately 4 miles which connects the North and South Broads and also the sea.

There is a deep channel in the centre marked by a series of posts either side at approximately every 100 metres or so. At high tide the expanse of water is such that without the marker posts, boats running aground would be commonplace.

 

Many of thousands of novice hire boaters negotiate this crossing without any mishaps at all, never considering tides and bridge heights and make it without any problems (although I have seen a good few stranded on the sands waiting for the next high tide to hopefully free them!) I have often wondered how stupid one must be to let that happen……..but not any more.

 

Angie and I were cruising from the South Broads on our way to Wroxham on a bright summer afternoon. I had planned the tides and bridges to perfection and the outgoing tide was carrying us along nicely in time for slack low water at Great Yarmouth.

 

I had crossed Breydon, many times with mixed fortune but felt confident in “Ospreys”  mechanical capabilities and my navigation skills, I say Navigation skills, all that is required is that you keep in the channel between the marker posts which must be 70 metres wide without hitting anything coming toward you.

 

So as we get a mile into it, the crossing starts to become a little boring, as we can only make 8 knots or so. Then I start taking in the scenery and have a good look around for any hire boats that have ran aground so we can gesticulate to them and search for lost fenders that may be of use! Be honest we all do it!

 

Then without warning or reason the engine stalls, I looked at Angie and smiled, after all we are prepared for this by now, it is just another typical crossing.

 

I selected neutral and try to start the engine………nothing but a loud click from the starter solenoid. 

 

I checked the battery terminals…of course they are fine, I asked Angie to turn the key again………..nothing except the click was not as loud, I ask you seasoned boaters, how, after 2 hours cruising do both batteries go flat? No alternator warning lights nothing to show signs of a problem.

 

I then decided this is not going to be a 2 minute job so I threw the sea anchor over the side…it made a loud thud as it hit the water, not a loud splash as I would have much preferred.

 

I stood staring at the anchor in disbelief as it sat on the sand.

 

I did not have to be the sharpest tool in the box to realise that if the anchor was on the sand, you guessed it! So were we.

 

As “Osprey” began to lean over several holiday makers were gesticulating at me, what goes around comes around I guess.

 

Trying to contact for help on the VHF was our first good idea, however the VHF requires a degree of juice in the batteries, something we were not afforded the luxury of. However I did have the presence of mind to isolate both batteries, don’t ask me why, it just seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

Then Angie rang the coastguard and explained our predicament, nothing to do now but have a coffee until help arrived.

 

On drinking said coffee I pondered how on earth I had managed to steer us 50 metres outside of the marker posts onto the sand, they say speed is dangerous…..it is when you don’t have much of it, I must have lost concentration and there we were again.

 

After a short while the River Rangers arrived in the police boat complete with a rather nice blue flashing light. They were trying to inform me to get back into the main channel but I could not understand them …so they came closer… (You know what’s coming next!)

 

As they got close enough in order for a conversation to be possible the Police Launches engine stopped, ‘Ello, ‘Ello I thought, what’s going on here then?

It turned out that the lovely Joanne (Police launch Helms lady) had got her prop caught around my now partially submerged anchor chain.

 

Had the tide not started coming in I reckon I would have simply walked across the sands and back home…to Manchester!

 

That no longer being an option I decided to stick around and try to help, a decision I came to regret. Jo had re-started the launch and I was trying to free the anchor chain by tugging and shaking it, her colleague suggested putting the launch into reverse to try and free the chain which she did. 

 

 In doing so I was pulled toward the bow rail of Osprey at an alarming rate before I had the prescence of mind to let go of the chain, only to hear the launches engine lock up again. 

 

Eventually we managed to free the anchor chain and we were towed back to the safety of the nearest moorings (see pics in ospreys folder) were upon Angie made a coffee for Jo and Dave before they carried on with their daily routine….wonderful guys those river rangers! what a wonderfull job they do!

 

Next problem was how to get home to the marina to effect repairs rather than carry on over Breydon…It seems to be much safer for me to sail up the coast  rather than the River!

 

Angie suggested we try the engine again…Huh! Women….. I explained that a flat battery is a flat battery! And that they never suddenly re-charge themselves…ever.

 

We called a few friends who where not in…how unusual I thought …no-one in when you need them…not often that happens!

 

Angie suggested we tried the engine again (refer to paragraph above!)

 

I tried to commandeer a battery from "Goodchild Marine" who to say the least were less than helpful (see you in the Named and Shamed section of the Forum Guys!)

 

Angie suggested we try the engine again (refer to above only louder!)

 

I then proceeded to ask the only other boat nearby (a yachtie) for a jump start (Just a minute before you call me…I was desperate!) the reply was “I dare not let you use it in case you flatten it and then I will be stuck" ........my reply was “Remind me again, what’s that big stick and all that cloth used for?” 

 

Angie suggested we try the engine again…She really was annoying me by this time so I flicked the battery master switches on along with the comment “If it will stop you saying "try the engine again" then you go for it, I've told you they are flat!!!)

 

On turning the key the engine burst into life (well when I say "burst in to life" I mean it started) and once the blue haze had cleared we were able to cruise the rest of the day without any subsequent problems............... ouch!

Explain that one to me!

 

Gary