Below are examples of Children’s Stories when asked by the teacher to write stories that involve the Sea…….
This is a picture
of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
If you are surrounded by
sea you are an
sea all round you, you are in continent.
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Sharks are ugly and
mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend anymore.
(Kylie age 6)
Dolphins breathe through an asshole on the
top of their heads.
(Billy age 8)
My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,
and comes back with
crabs.
(Millie age 6)
When ships had sails, they
used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't
blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother
said they would be better off
eating beans.
(William age 7)
I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I
like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age
6)
I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps
shouting at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't
think what to write. (Amy age 6)
Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves
under the sea where I think
they have to plug themselves into
chargers. (Christopher age 7)
When you go swimming in the sea, it is very
cold, and it makes my
Willy small. (Kevin age 6)
On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She told Dad she won't do it
again because water shot up her
xxxxx.
Julie age 7)