Stories  


In this section you can view stories that have happened to others and their boats.
If you have an interesting story that you would like to see on this page, please send it to Gary and we will put it on the site asap.

 
 
An "Unfortunate Holiday"

....."amid the screams of stop you have sank the speedboat and Kirsty is in the water"

Submitted by Gary


"Breydon Water "

."When suddenley the engine died and we came to an abrupt halt"

Another wonderfull encounter with my nemesis.......

.Submitted by Gary

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"Breydon Water...the Final Conflict!"
Having once said "There comes a time" ..this was my reference to my trying to cross Breydon Water without mishap and admitting I could not do it, I tried once more....with disatrous results.....

Submitted by Gary


"A Magical Place"
....After being given an idea from posts on the forum I decided to share my love of boats , the water and the Broads, it is a tale starting in 1967 (hence the B&W Photo! )

Submitted by Gary


"A Child's tale"

.Here is a selection of amusing stories as told by children aged 6-8 when asked to write about the sea!!

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"The Lore of the Sea"
.This page explains where many famous sayings originated...for example "Flogging a Dead Horse" ......Did you know it was originally a Nauticall term........
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"Funnies"
This page is full of humourous observations, particularly akin to boat ownership! To read them please click the link below.......
.To view a larger image of this hilarious photo click on the pic...

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"Funnies 2"
This page is for the male members!...It is our chance to explain to our women why we are the way we are, and the rules we understand! To read, please click the link below.......
.Submitted by Tony..(Stargazer)

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Wind in the Willows
....A popular extract from "Wind in the Willows" by Keneth Grahame which can be dowloaded and used as a reminder in your cabin of what boating should be about!

Submitted by Tony Williams


Sea Jay's regular cruise on the East coast
....A great story from Mike Morcher who regularlarly cruises the east Coast in his Mk3 with a 75 hp Diesel engine.

Submitted by Mike Morcher


"Devocean's" Maiden Voyage By Steve Bates
....A great story from Steve from the very first day he and Chris took delivery of their new boat.........

Submitted by Steve Bates


The Spring Rally
....A suberb report on our first Rally ................again thanks to all who were able to attend

 


John's regular Trip to Rothesy
....In the event of getting it into the water without major mishap then the next seemingly innocuous hazard to negotiate is the bathing platform. As it thrashes up and down in the swell it's close to impossible to get a hold .......

Submitted by John Gibson (Patrana)


The "Broads Directory"

.....An excellent list of services, pubs, moorings etc available when cruising the Norfolk Broads, painstakingly put together by Barbara "Aquaflyte".

 


Beau Vallons Epic Voyage
...........Sheila and I have just enjoyed a short overnight trip to Southwold from our base marina in Outlon Broad...........

Submitted by Tony Jones


Dave's (Russell) Saga!
...........I bought my Fairline holiday Mk 1 in October 2003...........

Submitted byDave Russell


Ever thought of making storage steps rather than a ladder for your MK1/2, here's what not to do!
.Over the next two weekends much hammering and sawing could be heard from the garden shed until at last I emerged with a gleaming work of craftsmanship which gave me a warm feeling inside!….

Submitted by Tony Jones

 
 
Re-Engineering of a Fairline Holiday

.....were making such a big investment in the boat, we decided to not skimp on the details, so we asked them to deal with the leg as well – we wanted everything serviced so it would give us reliable boating.....

Submitted by Steve Biggs


Free Heating for club members!
...........also provides heating, widscreen demisting and an powerful 3 speed hair dryer for the ladies!

Submitted by Gary


Chris Wilkinsons story
.....engine was a VP AQ200D with 280SP leg, it needed a bit of work ie the transom shield had a lot of play in steering fork/helmet, the trim motor was knacked and a few other bits.....

Submitted by Chris Wilkinson


New Diesel Engine

.....at that time she had a Volvo AQ170c 6cyl petrol through a 280 outdrive leg and did we have some fun on “Breydon Water” We are a family of four and although sometimes a little cosy we have.....

Submitted by Gary